Who Me?

WHO ME?

Bold, funny, unapologetic tees for people who keep it real.
Don't act surprised.

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The Collection

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Premium Cotton

100% ring-spun US cotton, garment-dyed finish

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Heavyweight

6.1 oz fabric, relaxed fit, pre-shrunk

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Built to Last

Double-needle stitching, no side seams

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S – 4XL

Wide size range, many colorways

The Canvas

BUILT ON COMFORT COLORS

Every Who Me? design is printed on the Comfort Colors 1717 — the gold standard in garment-dyed tees. Here's why it hits different.

What is Garment Dyeing?

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Cut & Sewn First

The shirt is fully assembled from raw, undyed cotton before a single drop of colour touches it.

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Dyed as a Whole Garment

The finished tee is tumbled in a dye vat — colour soaks into every fibre, seam, and thread at once.

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Washed & Softened

A final wash removes excess dye and pre-shrinks the fabric, leaving that broken-in feel right out of the bag.

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One-of-a-Kind Finish

Slight colour variation between garments is intentional — no two shirts are exactly alike.

Shirt Specs

Fabric
100% Ring-Spun Cotton
Weight
6.1 oz / yd²
Fit
Relaxed Unisex
Sizes
S — 4XL
Stitching
Double-Needle
Pre-Shrunk
Yes — Garment Washed
Colors
60+ Colorways
Origin
USA-Grown Cotton

The result? A tee that feels like it's been washed 50 times — on the first wear. Rich, slightly faded colour. Soft enough to sleep in. Structured enough to wear out. This is why Comfort Colors is the go-to for anyone who refuses to wear a stiff, scratchy shirt.

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Shipping

SHIPS FAST,
RIGHT TO YOU.

Every Who Me? tee is printed on demand and shipped directly from our US-based print partner. No warehouse, no bulk inventory — just your shirt, made fresh and on its way.

Shipping is calculated at checkout based on your order size. International shipping available at checkout.

Order SizeUSA Shipping
1 shirt~$4.75 – $5.19
2 shirts~$6.75 – $7.50
3 shirts~$8.75 – $9.50
4 shirts~$10.75 – $11.50
5+ shirts~$12.75 – $13.50
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Real People, Real Shirts

THE LOOKBOOK

Habitual Line-Stepper

Habitual Line-Stepper

Cooler Than the Other Side of the Pillow

Cooler Than the Other Side of the Pillow

Raised on Hose Water — Gen X

Raised on Hose Water — Gen X

Living on the Edge

Living on the Edge

Paper Chasing

Paper Chasing

If I'm Not Back in 10 Minutes

If I'm Not Back in 10 Minutes

He's Not Done With Me Yet

He's Not Done With Me Yet

Who Me? — Cat

Who Me? — Cat

Cold Blooded. Always Ready.

Cold Blooded. Always Ready.

Sweetin' Me Like Condensation

Sweetin' Me Like Condensation

Cooler Than a Polar Bear's Toe Nails

Cooler Than a Polar Bear's Toe Nails

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Our Story

SHIRTS THAT SAY
WHAT YOU'RE
ALREADY THINKING.

Who Me? started with a simple idea: life is too short to wear boring shirts. We make daily-wear tees with humour baked in — the kind of shirt that makes a stranger laugh in the grocery store.

Every design is printed on premium Comfort Colours garment-dyed tees — soft, heavyweight, and built to outlast the joke (though the joke never gets old).

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Who Me? Habitual Line-Stepper tee — model wearing blue shirt
Made to wear.
Made to laugh.

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